Tylerisbomb, Tylerisbold and Tylerisafamewhore.
He is practically the male equivalent of Miss_LolitaF- but is not talentless unlike her. Tyler is infamous for his addiction to virtual fame and will get crazy when he do not get doses of that shit. Come on, Stardoll is just for fun right? Tyler's craving for fame is akin to a criminal who is constantly going cold turkey for cocaine. It seems that some people take this site far too seriously.
He is most notable for your parasitic ways. We all remember that he fed off of Hunnigall's superior graphics and treated her like an indian child working in a sweatshop. She got nothing in return. Poor little Alice- Shame on you.
The self-proclaimed elite has recently closed down "Tyler's Top Trends" and it seems that this this has been for about the 100th time. If we had an a celebration for everytime the blog opened or closed we would be drunk all the time with fireworks flying up our arses. Imagine the fun in that. Please tell us the date for the reopening!
What pisses me more off than that is his long tirade of endless rants.
And my favourite things that Tyler has said:
I am not an elite. I am an elite.
Talk about contradiction Tyler, you do not give yourself a title unless you happen to be born in the Royal Family, then you can call yourself whatever you desire.
This is not the Last of me. But the last of you.
What do you exactly mean by that? Will Tyler's Top trends open again? Or will you kill us all so that you are the only "Elite" left standing in Dollywood?
We're matured.
You obviously have not.
Tyler goes on to compare Stardoll to real-life, mentioning comparisions about media and psychotic killers.
Your rant screams to us:
I want fucking fame, give me it. Fuck sake, did you hear me guys? HEAR ME!
Tyler, if it is the old vintage days you want back you are failing. Do you really want endless virtual break-ups and dramas?
Well we all have strange fantasies....
Use your initiative to conjure up something then, we can see that you are too busy planning those speeches of yours.
At first we have admired you for you talents, I loved the fact that you were a fashion maniac. We loved talking to you and reading about you. I will admit it, I was a fan of your writing, you seemed to be up-to-date with all the latest trends. But who knew that "Famewhore" was in this season? Get ready, models will be parading "Famewhore" down the catwalks very soon!
*Note to self, must get a "Famewhore" handbag.*
I do not know you very well, but what you call the "Media" has written a lot about you and these things are not to be praised about.
Now it is all tedious and very predictable. If there is anyone that is failing, it is you unfortunately. Yes, you have "Hit rock-bottom".
And for TTT, if you fail the first time...then sky-diving is NOT for you.
That is the end of my little rant. There shall be no more "rants", you will see next time.
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