Ghetto vs. Guido: Best & Worst Dressed

I missed last week's Radio Perez, but I tried my best to get everyone's outfit! My apologies to anyone I missed. Yal really brought it this time with trashy ensembles, alcoholism, and in some cases prostitution! Here we go:

Best Ghetto

UndamyUmbrellla, yvonneelise, To_Royal, Rascal1313, alexcendraburke

Dei: Not really a huge fan of Kasia's, though it reminds me of one of those white girls who likes to be ghetto. And Rascal1313's is perfect! Looks like a total slut, thats what makes it all the better. And I actually helped alexcendraburke make her outfit better, haha. So I won't judge it.

Perez: Dei looks amazing, she's Best Ghetto overall for me, just perfect. The hair is epic, the eyeshadow is divine, and her outfit is fresh to death. Second favorite has to be Rascal1313, then I think I'm gonna go with Kas I really liked it, she looks like an albino Lady Sovereign (in a good way, if that's possible), love the mismatched designer labels, nothing says ghetto like being a walking billboard. I liked the other girls' outfits as well, especially how yvonneelise dyed her cornrows!

Dan: I love Dei's hair, literally just adore it, I can totally imagine a middle aged black woman sewing the tracks in as I write this. I don't like yvonneelise outfit, it's not even ghetto nor UndamyUmbrellla's although I can see how it's white girl ghetto I don't think it's really trashy enough, it's kind of cutesy and I'm just not feelin it. Bravo everyone else, I like.

SaltyDan, blueberry-dream, rose8971, Diva6723, LadyGaGaMcQueen

Dei: Dan's is perfection! The rest are eh. Though rose8971's is pretty ghetto trashy, so I like it.

Dan: Thanks, Dei! I kind of agree, non of them are ghetto, Diva6723 did ok but it's not very ghetto fab, more ghetto drab. LadyGaGaMcQueen's outfit is shitrocious, did she think the theme was fetish?

Perez: Yeah Dan's is super authentic, I've actually seen girls pull the front of their shirts over their heads before to achieve that wearing-sleeves-but-your-tits-are-out look. I love blueberry-dream's doorknockers, and the beer in Diva's purse! I actually wasn't even sure if LadyGaGaMcQueen was going for Ghetto or Guido, I don't think she really achieved either.

xxlovexx, _jarusha, xxlovexx, Laurenhorse♥

Dei: xxlovexx looks like a Latin prositute in the first outfit, ah! While in the second one, she looks like a perfect example of a nasty ghetto chick, haha! Its actually really scary to be honest.
Perez: Yeah I'm with Dei, xxlovexx's second outfit with her crazy demon eyes and her religious camel toe is just f**king creepy. But I guess that's the point! _jarusha looks like a Dominican prostitute in a bad wig (thumbs up), xxlovexx's other outfit sort of looks like Jennifer Beals in Flashdance if she had tattoos and a bad perm. Lauren is what would happen if Lindsay Lohan ever got her shit together and won an Oscar.
Dan: I kinda adore xxlovexx's second outfit, yeah, it's not very ghetto but it looks like a zombie ghetto hooker, the first of her outfits looks like a trailer version of Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror to me, at least hers are interesting the other two are just boring. NEXT!

Best Guido/Guidette

pikandchew13

Perez: This is my absolute favorite outfit of the night!! Bitch is passed the f**k out, and even her cat has a weave! There aren't enough words to describe how much I love this!!!

Dan: This could be a promotional still for Jersey Shore of Snooki's latest scandal. It's amazing.

Dei: This is by far my favorite guidette! Its the only one that amazed me really.

supa_star4real, freeduck_, Chace.Clarke, PerezStarGossip, sakutaro

Dei: All of the Snooki poof girls are looking fabulous, nothing more I can say. But Chace.Clark struck again with the only guido outfit there! Loved it.

Perez: Pauly D! Chace is my new obsession, every outfit is better than the last! supa_star4real looks awesome, you really can't go wrong with leopard print and a visible thong. I LOVE Jack's bump! sakutaro is the most adorable guidette of all, she's Jersey Shore Barbie!

Dan: I'm loving supa_star4real's outfit, totally guidette and I love the thong showing over the skirt, tres cheap! I like Chace's hair, as Perez said, it's totally Pauly D. Points to sakutaro for giving her baby a weave and some bling though, momma did gooood.

lilsha123, Cheekychops1234, kieshagiesha, laurenboy, musicqueenxx2

Dei: All of these outfits look incredibly horrible, trashy, and greasy, and thats what make them all so perfect.

Dan: I LOLed at laurenboy's so she's the winner for me out of this group, I don't dislike any though.

Perez: Yeah everyone here really reached inside themselves and found their inner beach slut, lilsha's Gaga shades are awesome, kieshagiesha is actually posed alongside a jar of pickles (not pictured, obvs) so she gets extra points with me. I would have liked more detailing on musicqueenxx2's outfit. Laurenboy looks like the guidette version of an Olsen twin after a rough night. #winning

Too Classy

liajm, Miss_LolitaF, dream.on, Olivia.

Dei: Lia(liajm) is totally at the wrong party, the theme wasn't 'The Hills', wrong MTV show. Lolita completely missed the theme for me, come on, she isn't tan at all! And what was dream.on going for? Are those suppose to be her panties? And Olivia needed a shorter skirt and she would have nailed it.

Perez: Sorry ladies, if it looks like you'd get a table at the Olive Garden, it looks too good.

Dan: All boring. Better luck next time!

This week's theme goes up tomorrow!

SFW A/W'11: Day 2

Day 2 of Stardoll Fashion Week went surprisingly well. Three collections were released without any delays and interruptions!

The first release was Dog_boy96's collection, Kharma. A collection that was received well at the party. The warm colors give the collection a dark modern feel, but the platforms really give the collection a strong edge. Definitely a wearable collection!

Second released was my favorite of the day, the BYS collection, designed by Blahm3 & Tonia.ftw! The collection was inspired by the circus. The variety of the colors make this collection exciting and fun. The very high platforms really make the models look statuesque!

Last released was my least favorite of the day, the Extraordinary collection, designed by Fashionman. & xxlovexx. It's a large collection full of a couple of nice pieces, but other than that I dislike the colors and I don't find the 'extraordinary' aspect of the collection. But to be fair, I admire all the work put into this very huge and detailed collection.

**Make sure to check TTT, State of Fashion, Elite Fashion and Mémoires Of A MeDoll for full complete reviews and more for SFW!!

TTT! SOLD TO THE BEST SUCKER! *bangs hammer*

*curtains open as I step out in tuxedo*

Just kidding! This is just another of your (now) WEEKLY, What’s Up?’s.

This week, we will be discussing the sale of TTT (Tyler’s Top Trends). The lucky buyers were Eamonn/fashionngirl./FashionMan. and Kimberly/xxlovexx. They own it as a pair and will run it together. Hmm, here’s what we think...

Jack; I find it just the SLIGHTEST bit suspicious that the “lucky” buyers of TTT, are both models for Tyler’s Top Models, Tyler’s new project coincidence? I think not. I don’t understand how it was sold though, was it an auction or what?

Selena; All I know is that when this 'deal' was 'sealed' I did my hair and makeup... How many cocks did they have to suck to get it?

Jack; Probably just the one, Tyler’s tiny one. (LOL) I bet they paid big time though, maybe Eamonn and Tyler had internet sex to “seal” the “deal”, and Kimberley just had to watch. The lengths some people go to for things on Stardoll, I wouldn’t be surprised.

Selena; IKR? I was like, paying NO attention... How fucking boring... Like, ''OOOOH, I'm going to sell my blog!WII! COME, BUY!CHEAP, wait, no, expensive! SUCK MY DICK!'' And they are going to own a blog with TYLER’S name in the, yah, name... Like WTF MAN? Why buy a used blog?

Jack; I agree, I wouldn’t buy a blog with someone elses name in the title, it’s just kinda weird. Unless they can change the URL, I don’t think it’s a good idea. Just let the blog die, it’s another one of Tyler’s failed projects that he has given up on, he shouldn’t be passing his failure onto others.

Selena; OMG, you took the words right out of my mouth! How do you do that? Got a fork? The blog IS dead... LOL! If they would have changed the URL, no one would visit! Whatevs...

Jack; Exactly, so no matter what, TTT (Tyler’s Terrible Trainwreckofablog) will fall flat on its face in just a matter of time itself.

AND THAT’S WHAT’S UP