Noelle DEAD?!

This evening I was going about my daily Stardoll business, answering Guestbook messages visiting friends etc. and to my horror, I see this particular message in my good friend Elite-girl's Guestbook...

 Of course, Lindas natural reaction is to question eliteprotect, because what she is saying seems very unlikely to be true. eliteprotects reply...

This really began to make me think. Maybe she is telling the truth, who could be sick enough to lie about the death of such an admired idol? I decided to investigate further and visit eliteprotect's page...

Thinking even more now, I wonder to myself- is she being serious? Her presentation seems so heartfelt. Who would lie about this? Ever heard the phrase "Don't always believe what you read on the internet". Maybe eliteprotect is using this story of Noelle's death as a way to create a stir, accompanied by Noelles' absence, how could it fail? I know from personal experience that getting too caught up in the dramas of Stardoll can make you say or do crazy things that you will later regret.

I truly do hope she is lying and that Noelle is well and safe, but at the moment I am in utter shock. If she is telling the truth, then I don't even know what to say...

What are your opinions on this matter?

Do you have any news on this rumour?

xoxo, freeduck_

My apologies

Yesterday, I wrote a post which many of you misunderstood. You are all so desperate. The minute you see a post on this blog which looks like it might contain a pinch of gossip, you pounce on it like a pack of ravenous hyenas! Next time you see any post on any blog, take your time, read it and take in every piece of information without a biased attitude.

90% of you thought I was bashing Dei, calling her a bitch, shoving her face in the mud and sucking up to Kasia, putting her up on a glorified pedestal. You are wrong. I was giving my opinion given the circumstances. Kasia is one of my best friends and in my opinion, she is perfect. All my friends are perfect. I dislike Dei, because to me she has always been iffy and I just don't like her attitude. There is obviously going to be some contrasting opinion between the two when I write about them, but it is my opinion.

 I said in my post, and I quote

Dei is just a total bitch if she was ever mean to Kasia

IF she was ever mean to Kasia. 

>IF<

I am not stating what I wrote as fact, that would be wrong. It is my opinion, my thoughts, what I think! So before you all decide to go apeshit and verbally abuse me, look at what you are reading. And you especially shouldn't go writing posts about it (naming no names *cough* AislinVictory *cough*). You made a fool of yourself writing that post *click here to read the post in question*, you did not read my post properly and you did not look at things from my point of view. Your post was completley irrelevant.

THIS IS A WARNING. Think before you speak and/or act, don't make yourself look like a complete idiot.

xoxo

freeduck_

Kasia emotionally hurt by Dei?

Today, as I was stalking visiting random members on Stardoll, I noticed this in fellow PSG writer, To_Royal's Guestbook...

-Click to enlarge-

It seems to me that Dei may have done something to upset Kasia, so in an attempt to make Dei apologize and/or feel guilty, Kasia left sorrowful and irritating comments in Dei's Guestbook. We all know that Kasia isn't the most "normal" person on Stardoll, but she seems quite upset by what Dei did (that is, if she even did anything)

In my opinion, I think Dei really did say or do something to Kasia to make her this upset. Dei is not the kindest person on Stardoll, I have seen her being rude to members before. Kasia doesn't deserve this traumatising pain, she is perfect and is an idol to me and many others, Dei is just a total bitch if she was ever mean to Kasia.




What are your thoughts? 
Do you think Dei did something to upset Kasia?
Do you think Dei did anything at all?

xoxo

freeduck_

Once a thief, always a thief

UPDATE!: The jacket is no longer in Reece's suite and he ditched the ugly hair lol

After watching Nickelodeon for three hours and overdosing on pizza, I decided to see what was happenin' in Dollywood. Upon visiting mizzmileycyrus9 I discovered that he hadn't just, once again, blocked me, but also that he now possesses none other than a MKA RC Ashley Leather Jacket!

You might be sick of hearing about Reece, and you might think he isn't worthy of being on the blog, but like it or not, he is gossip. He is a filthy hacker, pulling up dumb idea after dumb idea to try and become "famous" but falling flat on his face and becoming a laughing stock. Well who's laughing now?! Still us.

Not only do you look like the love child of Sarah Jessica Parker and Jeffree Star, but you blatantly stole that jacket after repeatedly telling us you had "changed" and become a better person. Although, me being the kind and caring gem that I am, I could give you the benefit of the doubt and suppose that you did buy/trade it, but even if you did get it fairly, where was the money from *cough* hacking *cough* and if you traded for it, where did you find such valuable clothes? *cough* HACKING *cough*.

You ain't fooling nobody, kid. The more you try, the more you fail. I'm sure you can explain yourself though, you always have an explanation, right? And we always believe you because you are so convincing and we can definitely trust you no matter WHAT!

The moral of this post is that you shouldn't believe everything someone says, because 90% of the time, they won't stick to their promises.

Do you think Reece stole the jacket?

What are your thoughts on this matter?

xoxo

freeduck_

Review : Starmovie

Today, as some of you may already know, a new feature became available to Stardoll Royalty members known as "Starmovie". Basically, Starmovie is yet another useless addition to Stardoll.com where you can use props, sets, and friends and celebrities to put together a "movie" , in which you can then watch back and even publish (at a price of course, this is Stardoll after all). Here are my personal opinions about the Starmovie function...

*Click any image to enlarge*

Let's begin shall we? My objective is to make a movie where Justin Bieber and I experience an earthquake and then descend vertically. Firstly I need a set...

For a set, you can choose from any one of your interiors you have purchased. Not bad, I suppose. But I would prefer to have a choice like you do when making a Scenery.


Next, I'm going to dress Justin and I, so we look appropriate for the role.

You can only select clothes you own and that are out in your Suite to where. So if something is in your Storage, it will not appear. Again, I wish we could have an option like we do with Sceneries, where there are clothes fitted to a certain theme. Not to mention that for some reason, Stardoll removes all make up and accessories from my face (?)


Finally, I want to add a prop

Just like sets and clothes, you only have a selection from things you own

I chose a vase of flowers, because let's face it, Justin is a romantic little child. (Try and ignore the fact that he looks like a pimp, by the way)


Now let's get going. LIGHTS, CAMERA, AC- oh wait, what do I even do? Putting together the movie is (remotely) quite easy, but when it gets to actually filming it, it's kind of a blur. Not much of the tools make sense, so it's practically just guess work...

See that "Help" button? Upon clicking, this is what you see...

Well I am sorry, but I need help NOW! I don't get why they released it without a full help page, in fact, screw a help page, I need a manual for this over complicated, unnecessary crap.


CONCLUSION: Starmovie is a waste of time and effort. I would recommend you try it out, but only so you can see for yourself how complicated and difficult it is. I would probably not use this again, nor would I pay a single Stardollar to publish a movie I have made.



Have you tried Starmovie? What do you think?
If not, try it out and leave us your thoughts.

xoxo, freeduck_

P.S: I understand there is no gossip out there, and this post isn't anything gossip-y, but I just thought I would share my thoughts on the new feature and give you all something to read.

The results are in...

To those of you who voted "Yes!" - Thank you, it means a lot. It would be my pleasure to begin writing here again.

To those of you who voted "No way!" - May I ask why? Do you have a problem with me? My writing? Something?

To those of you who voted "Whatever..." - Make up your minds.


I made this poll just so I could get a clear view of what you, the readers, wanted. And I now clearly see that the majority of you either don't want me back or just don't care at all. I'll admit, I want to come back, I miss the days where I could make scandalous posts on here and conjure up a big discussion, but now I have no where to go. I can deliver, if you place the order.

For the record...

Do you want freeduck_ back on PSG?
	Yes!
	No way!
	Whatever...
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Radio Perez in less than an hour!

 

Tonights Radio Perez begins in less than an hour (6pm EST)! Although, I regret to inform you all that there will be NO THEME for tonight, and therefore will be NO Best Dressed List. Don't worry though, the Drag Queen Best Dressed List will be up shortly, there has been a minor issue with commenting which meant I had to postpone it even longer, sorry 'bout that! 

Hope to see you all there tonight!

Radio Perez: DRAG QUEENS TONIGHT!

Tonight at Radio Perez, it's drag queen night!

The show starts at 6PM EST, which is 11PM GMT (for my fellow British Dollies). I hope to see you all there dressed as a man dressed as a woman (dressception).

If you have not yet submitted your outfit(s), please post the link to your outfit in the comments of THIS post, but please note that if you have already submitted your outfit(s) you DO NOT need to submit them again.

Peace out, I can't wait to kick off a great night!

RADIO PEREZ TAKEOVER

If you didn't already know, I will be "taking over" the Radio Perez Theme Parties for the next few weeks. Perez decided to take a break from the parties and the lists and left me in charge! This is just a short to post to let you all know that theme suggestions are welcome, because right now I'm pretty lost for themes.

Peace out guys!

Jack hacked!

No this is not a silly outfit Jack made out of pure boredom, it is actually the work of a hacker.

Just moments ago, I got word that Freeduck_ was hacked. He is currently on the account with the hacker and has already lost a number of rares. The hacker is allegedly yvonneelise who is denying it all, yet she is wearing an item that was just stolen from Jack and as the transactions prove, she was the one who purchased the item from him.

When I viewed the alleged hacker's page I saw some messages left in her guestbook which read:

(The "photoshopped" images in question could be found on 'Beg for more...')

She denies it all which isn't a huge shocker!

But let's think about Jack's history, lies upon lies. I'm great friends with Jack, but could this be another desperate call for attention? Could he have planned this WHOLE thing, if so I wouldn't be so surprised. Something smells fishy!

Real or Real Fake?

Rocky Horror: Best & Worst!

I did things a little differently on this list, I actually chose who I thought was the best for most categories! I don't normally do it that way since there's so many of us that judge and we almost always have different opinions, but for Rocky I couldn't resist!

BEST Dr. Frank-N-Furter

sayanythingelse ~ Almag7607

Dan: I actually expected more Dr. Franks, It's one of the reasons I went as Brittany from Glee as Columbia. I like them both, they are both well made and have enough detail without going over the top, which I think people can easily do with themes. I'd have to say I like sayanythingelse most though, her shoes are killer and it seems to flow more.

Jack: *no comment available due to death by awesomeness* Hehe, no. Almost though! Both outfits are beyond epic. I am obsessed with leather, chains and studs so these outfits are heavenly to me! I can't really choose a winner because I'm in love with both of them.

Perez: I flipped back and forth between these two pictures for like 5 minutes trying to figure out which I liked best and I just couldn't, I had to declare it a draw! You both did an amazing job!!

Rhiann: Wow, I love them both! Call Guinness World Records because I think that might be a first. I don't think anyone could have done a better job!

ellie8971

Dan: Its cute enough, it's not something that I'll look back on and admire but I like how she went for a different look instead of the leather jacket, classic Frank.

Jack: It's okay, but she didn't really nail it. It's kind of bland and it just doesn't excite me.

Rhiann: I like that she went for something different, but at the moment it looks a little 'Sunday school'. It could do with being dragged up a little bit more. Don't be afraid to take a bit of artistic license!

Perez: I don't know yal, I'm gonna have to be odd man out on this one because I really like it! I love how she was able to recreate the look just using what she already had, and I LOVE her make-up! Great job girl!

 Sarahbear123

Perez: I forgot to upload this one before everyone else started commenting so unfortunately the other judges didn't get to see it, but I think it goes without saying that it's f*cking awesome!! Could this BE anymore perfect?!! NO! It could NOT! Sarah, you made this outfit your b*tch. I really don't know how else to put it.

Misc. Frank-N-Furters 

BASHY77, Kaami1990, Holly Lacey., rose8971

Dan: They all just look like gothic prostitutes or lesbian vampires to me, unless any of them were themed on something but they didn't think to mention it?

Jack: Oh good lord. Listen you guys, I'm sorry you were rejected by the emo lesbian porn industry, but you shouldn't take it out on us.

Rhiann: None of you have seen the film, have you? That's cool, but a little more effort than just putting on black underwear and red lipstick would have been good. Holly Lacey, I have no idea what's going on with the mullet dress.

Perez: BASHY's is actually really nicely detailed, that top is perfect for Frank-N-Furter's corset, I love that she included the tattoo, and she even has a makeshift garter belt on that matches his! She's either seen the movie or she really did her research, she did an awesome job!! Kaami's is okay, not very detailed but still a good match, and I thought rose's was a cute interpretation too. Holly said she was going for the modern, female version of Frank-N-Furter. Since he's a transvestite, I'd say he's already the "female" version of himself lol! There's nothing modern about it either.

BEST Columbia

sko1234

Perez: She really stood out to me as the best Columbia, I absolutely love the smirk, the make-up, the hairstyle, I think she designed the best shorts, and just her whole overall vibe is very cool, sinister but fun, which is Columbia in a nutshell!

Dan: Perfect classic Columbia.

Jack: Superb! Columbia was a popular choice and she really got every detail next-to-perfect, especially the shorts and the jacket!

Rhiann: Nailed it! I don't know if her doll always has that expression or it's part of the costume but it goes so well. No improvements, definitely the best in a big, big category.

amy_0202, dream.on, kitkat91011, megamaggie6, waifish

Dan: I can't pick fault with anyone, that star design jacket was perfect for Columbia and you all put a lot of effort in making the shorts and following the Columbia look, I like amy_0202's jacket the most, it seems to sparkle a bit more, dream.on has the best shorts and I think waifish has the best crazy make up, so you all did great, just in different ways.

Perez: Yeah I agree with Dan, I liked different things about different outfits that I felt stood out as the best. Amy sent me a really nice graphic where you can see how great her make-up is, and I love how she added a hoodie underneath to make her sleeves longer! It looks so seamless! You're right Dan, she definitely added a little something to the design to get it to sparkle more, awesome job!! dream.on has the perfect sneer and I love how she attempted the top hat, kitkat found the perfect shoes for Columbias tap shoes and I liked her Star Designed corset t-shirt, megamaggie6 looks pretty good overall, and I agree that waifish has the best make-up plus I love how she improvised the socks!

Jack: Some of them look a little creepy and weird, but I guess most of them look somewhat like Columbia.

Rhiann: I went to write 'They all look the same!' until I realised what this list was. What can I say, I'm naturally blonde. Anyway, they aren't horrible but they just don't stand out. Maybe if less people came as Columbia we'd be making more of a big deal.

Glee's Columbia

SaltyDan

Perez: LOVE!! Brittany was an awesome Columbia on Glee! Great minds think alike, I almost came as Magentified Quinn! (before I realized everyone else was coming as Magenta and changed my mind lol) This was brilliant, and your face and make-up were perfect!

Misc. Columbias

ashy_loves_you, Kaami1990, Laurenhorse

Jack: Most of them look like overly classy Moulin Rouge strippers. Dan's is the only one that makes sense.

Rhiann: I get that Dan came as the Columbia from Glee, but where are the others from? I can't really judge if they did a good job recreating it or not, but hey, they look cute.

Dan: Yay! I'm glad you heard I was Brittany from Glee as Columbia, I figured there would be a lot of the sequin jacket version so I thought I would go in a different direction, I like Kaamii's sparkley top, if she had gotten herself a golden jacket and some more accurate shorts I think she could have been the best Columbia of the night.

Perez: Ashy looks gorgeous, it is a Moulin Rouge Columbia but I could still see the character wearing it (albeit in an alternate, very French universe) so it works for me, and his make-up is great! Kaami is actually just Columbia in the scene with Eddie [singing "Hot Patootie, Bless My Soul (I Really Love That Rock 'n' Roll)"] where she isn't wearing her jacket and hat, and her tank top is definitely the best. Had she worn the spiked choker and had better shorts hers would have been one of my favorites. I'm really not crazy about Laurenhorse's, what is with that random piece of hair clipped to your head?

BEST Magenta

-LimitedEdition

Perez: I was back and forth between -LimitedEdition and blueberry-dream for a long time, and in the end I had to give it to Limited because her costume and face are the best overall for me. I wish she had gotten the hair right because it's such a major factor in the look, I mean the big frizzy hair IS Magenta, but this outfit cannot be ignored it's perfect and gorgeous. I love how she made her apron, and her face is creepy but still sexy which is very much in keeping with the character.

blueberry-dream, Mary - Riiviera, aisjhfiud

Dan: I like them all but none of them quite grab my attention, sorry. Limited-Edition has the best apron though.

Jack: All four of them did a really nice job. They all layered the skirts (or shorts/tablecloths) nicely. I just wish someone would have gone full on creepy Magenta with make up.

Rhiann: Blueberry is my favourite here because she matched Magenta so perfectly, but there's still no fault with the rest of them. Limited Edition has the prettiest outfit (where's the red hair, girl?) aisjhfiud did a great job remaking the apron. Mary, are those shorts on the front of your dress?

Perez: Like I said before, blueberry-dream is a very close second for Best Magenta! I also liked aisjhfiud's, her face is perfect and the layering of the skirts was very smart and creative. I loved Mary's, it's weird because I was going to wear almost the same exact thing when I was planning on coming as the Glee version of Magenta. I'm not sure if that's what Mary was going for but she nailed it! 

Misc. Magentas

A_True_Beauty, Cheekychops1234, tumblr, JuicyC2890

Jack: They all either look too risque or too boring, nothing special here from any of these guys. A_True_Beauty's is the best and most accurate.

Rhiann: Oh god, there's more. It's a tie between Juicy and Cheeky (insert ass-related joke here) for this one - Juicy's apron is great, it looks like a hipster remake of Rocky Horror, and I love that Cheeky included a feather duster. Accessorize!

Dan: I agree with Rhiann, I like the duster, but that's about it, the first lot were better and I didn't really find them very interesting.

Perez: None of these really caught my eye, though I do agree with everything Rhiann just said. Also, what's up with tumblr's hat? She had it on last week as Cruella as well, is this a Linda/Katy Perry/scarf situation where she literally can't remove it from her doll??

BEST Janet

lilsha123

Dan: It's cute and I like the hat and hair but the rest is not accurate, I appreciate this must have taken some cash to create but the dress is wrong...wrong color, wrong jacket, wrong bag. Yeah it's a nice outfit but it's not Janet.

Jack: YAY for Janet! I can imagine it being difficult to make a Janet outfit, because she doesn't really wear anything amazing throughout the movie (except from in this scene). If it were me, I would have used a different bag and possibly given myself a bouquet.

Rhiann: ...And now I have the song in my head. Janet doesn't really wear that much during the rest of the film, but she did a great job recreating this - especially the hair! I just think it would have been better if the Stardesign t-shirt didnt have the big weird buttons on the front. 

Perez: lilsha is actually a combination of wedding Janet, whose dress suit does look kind of purple in some pictures, and Janet when she arrives at Frank-N-Furter's castle (in this picture you can really see all the details she attempted). It's not a perfect Janet, but it's my favorite and I love it!

Underwear Janet

Kaami1990

Perez: Slut!

Dan: I guess I'm the only one who kinda likes it? Kaamii came as Columbia too and I liked hers, This is undoubtedly an easy choice but nobody else thought of it and I think it was a kinda genius to be able to make an outfit with only using two items of clothing! (Perez Edit: I agree, I liked it too, I just couldn't resist shouting slut at her! :D:D)

Jack: This outfit is so easy to make and she still didn't even get it to look similar.

Rhiann: That's just lazy.

Misc. Janets

Diva6723 ~ aisjhfiud ~ liajm

Perez: liajm was my second place choice for best Janet, except for the yellow barrette in her hair which I found so distracting for some reason! Just the pink one would have been perfect. Both Diva and aisjhfiud look great though.

Dan: I like aisjhfiud the most, she really went into detail with the hair clip and I think her outfit is the most accurate. Liajm looks like a teenage girl trying to get into a wine bar and Diva looks like a teacher.

Jack: I suppose they are kind of cute, but if you put them in front of me and asked me who they were, I wouldn't be able to tell.

Rhiann: Ooh, pretty! I take it they are all from the wedding scene? Nice...I can't really say more than that. I would be so bad on Fashion Police.

Brad

Laurenhorse

Perez: Asshole!

Dan: I like it, but I don't love it. I wish I had gone as Brad.

Jack: I appreciate that it would be tricky to make a Brad if your doll was and had always been female, but c'mon, Brad is a great and important character, this outfit disappoints me.

Rhiann: Haha, Lauren managed to make Brad look kinda hot! I love that she fully committed and actually changed genders for this. That's the Rocky Horror spirit!

BEST (& worst) Riff Raff

devie44, freeduck_ ~ laurenboy

Jack: devie44 looks like a weird, desperate mess, what is going on there? I did rush my Riff Raff so it didn't turn out as good as I hoped. Someone please give laurenboy a pair of tweezers.

Rhiann: I always wondered why Stardoll gave us that awful hair, and now we know why. They know us so well. The first two are awesome, I love that devie44 managed to make Riff Raff look really gaunt and creepy. Although, lets be honest, it's not hard! I love they all have hunchbacks too, I totally would have forgotten about that. Laurenboy, I love you've got into the gender-bending spirit, but Riff Raff doesn't wear a womens shirt. Especially one with apple-shaped buttons.

Perez: I wish I could put devie's face (great job on the make-up!) on Jack's body! That would have been my perfect Riff Raff! :D:D But dear god laurenboy, that's just awful. Why the caterpillar eyebrows, why?!

Dan: Jack wins by miles, his is the only one that looks like it had any effort behind it.

BEST Eddie

Welsh_witch

"I really don't get enough chances to dress up as Meatloaf."
 

Jack: Perfection! This is a great Eddie and I don't think I could have reached such levels of greatness if I tried. Everything is SPOT ON.

Rhiann: Quote says it all. I'm thinking Spice Girls party next, so I can come as Meatloaf the Bus Driver?

Perez: Just another episode of Rhiann Being Awesome And Making Perez Want To Kiss Her À La Sexual Harassment Lawsuit, that's all. Thank god someone came as Eddie!

Rocky

PerezStarGossip ~ Chace.Clarke

Perez: I've gotta give it to Chace, he had zero Stardollars to his name but did that stop him? Hellz no, gurlfriend pulled a Scarlett O'Hara, ripped down the curtains and made himself some shorts damnit! I was going for a cross between female Rocky and an African White Space Christ.

Jack: This best dressed list has had more sex changes than mizzmileycyrus9. Females being male character, males being female characters etc. really capturing the true essence of TRHPS! Chace did a wonderful job, creative idea with the shorts! Perez looks like she literally stole the actual boots from Rocky, they're like, identical! (Perez Edit: Those boots took FOREVER, by the time I was done I could barely stand to look at them! :D:D)

Rhiann: Perez, those things go together so well! I'm considering adopting it for an everyday style. Chace did a good job considering Stardoll's limited how buff our dolls can be, but all I can think is how uncomfortable those shorts look.

The Transylvanians

TrixieDeeLight ~ To_Royal

Jack: I think for once, Dei didn't over do it. She obviously didn't abandon her layering ways, but this time she didn't make it look like she was suffocating in heaps of jewellery and/or clothing. Blake also looks lovely and much like a Transylvanian!

Rhiann: Dei wins! But Trixie looks great too. The Transylvanians were always the creepiest thing about this film to me, so I'll just skip ahead.

Perez: I can't even tell you how much I love these outfits! I'm obsessed with them both, they're two of my absolute favorites of the night, I wasn't expecting anyone to attempt the Transylvanians so it's that much more awesome to me.

Misc.

musicqueenxx2, Bonekinha03, Heather

Jack: Who are these people? What even...

Rhiann: They all seem to have come as the same person, but I have no idea who. Maybe it's just me being thick. While we're at the end of this list, where were all the Bad Ass Space Alien Riff Raffs and Magentas? I tried to do that costume but gave up because I had no dollar. (Perez Edit: I thought about it too, but I couldn't find that Bride of Frankenstein wig in the Star Bazaar! =/)

Perez: I like them, I see they were trying to go with the theme but still do their own thing. musicqueen's is my favorite of the three, that dress is awesome!

This week's theme will be up tonight!

Ghetto vs. Guido: Best & Worst Dressed

I missed last week's Radio Perez, but I tried my best to get everyone's outfit! My apologies to anyone I missed. Yal really brought it this time with trashy ensembles, alcoholism, and in some cases prostitution! Here we go:

Best Ghetto

UndamyUmbrellla, yvonneelise, To_Royal, Rascal1313, alexcendraburke

Dei: Not really a huge fan of Kasia's, though it reminds me of one of those white girls who likes to be ghetto. And Rascal1313's is perfect! Looks like a total slut, thats what makes it all the better. And I actually helped alexcendraburke make her outfit better, haha. So I won't judge it.

Perez: Dei looks amazing, she's Best Ghetto overall for me, just perfect. The hair is epic, the eyeshadow is divine, and her outfit is fresh to death. Second favorite has to be Rascal1313, then I think I'm gonna go with Kas I really liked it, she looks like an albino Lady Sovereign (in a good way, if that's possible), love the mismatched designer labels, nothing says ghetto like being a walking billboard. I liked the other girls' outfits as well, especially how yvonneelise dyed her cornrows!

Dan: I love Dei's hair, literally just adore it, I can totally imagine a middle aged black woman sewing the tracks in as I write this. I don't like yvonneelise outfit, it's not even ghetto nor UndamyUmbrellla's although I can see how it's white girl ghetto I don't think it's really trashy enough, it's kind of cutesy and I'm just not feelin it. Bravo everyone else, I like.

SaltyDan, blueberry-dream, rose8971, Diva6723, LadyGaGaMcQueen

Dei: Dan's is perfection! The rest are eh. Though rose8971's is pretty ghetto trashy, so I like it.

Dan: Thanks, Dei! I kind of agree, non of them are ghetto, Diva6723 did ok but it's not very ghetto fab, more ghetto drab. LadyGaGaMcQueen's outfit is shitrocious, did she think the theme was fetish?

Perez: Yeah Dan's is super authentic, I've actually seen girls pull the front of their shirts over their heads before to achieve that wearing-sleeves-but-your-tits-are-out look. I love blueberry-dream's doorknockers, and the beer in Diva's purse! I actually wasn't even sure if LadyGaGaMcQueen was going for Ghetto or Guido, I don't think she really achieved either.

xxlovexx, _jarusha, xxlovexx, Laurenhorse♥

Dei: xxlovexx looks like a Latin prositute in the first outfit, ah! While in the second one, she looks like a perfect example of a nasty ghetto chick, haha! Its actually really scary to be honest.
Perez: Yeah I'm with Dei, xxlovexx's second outfit with her crazy demon eyes and her religious camel toe is just f**king creepy. But I guess that's the point! _jarusha looks like a Dominican prostitute in a bad wig (thumbs up), xxlovexx's other outfit sort of looks like Jennifer Beals in Flashdance if she had tattoos and a bad perm. Lauren is what would happen if Lindsay Lohan ever got her shit together and won an Oscar.
Dan: I kinda adore xxlovexx's second outfit, yeah, it's not very ghetto but it looks like a zombie ghetto hooker, the first of her outfits looks like a trailer version of Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror to me, at least hers are interesting the other two are just boring. NEXT!

Best Guido/Guidette

pikandchew13

Perez: This is my absolute favorite outfit of the night!! Bitch is passed the f**k out, and even her cat has a weave! There aren't enough words to describe how much I love this!!!

Dan: This could be a promotional still for Jersey Shore of Snooki's latest scandal. It's amazing.

Dei: This is by far my favorite guidette! Its the only one that amazed me really.

supa_star4real, freeduck_, Chace.Clarke, PerezStarGossip, sakutaro

Dei: All of the Snooki poof girls are looking fabulous, nothing more I can say. But Chace.Clark struck again with the only guido outfit there! Loved it.

Perez: Pauly D! Chace is my new obsession, every outfit is better than the last! supa_star4real looks awesome, you really can't go wrong with leopard print and a visible thong. I LOVE Jack's bump! sakutaro is the most adorable guidette of all, she's Jersey Shore Barbie!

Dan: I'm loving supa_star4real's outfit, totally guidette and I love the thong showing over the skirt, tres cheap! I like Chace's hair, as Perez said, it's totally Pauly D. Points to sakutaro for giving her baby a weave and some bling though, momma did gooood.

lilsha123, Cheekychops1234, kieshagiesha, laurenboy, musicqueenxx2

Dei: All of these outfits look incredibly horrible, trashy, and greasy, and thats what make them all so perfect.

Dan: I LOLed at laurenboy's so she's the winner for me out of this group, I don't dislike any though.

Perez: Yeah everyone here really reached inside themselves and found their inner beach slut, lilsha's Gaga shades are awesome, kieshagiesha is actually posed alongside a jar of pickles (not pictured, obvs) so she gets extra points with me. I would have liked more detailing on musicqueenxx2's outfit. Laurenboy looks like the guidette version of an Olsen twin after a rough night. #winning

Too Classy

liajm, Miss_LolitaF, dream.on, Olivia.

Dei: Lia(liajm) is totally at the wrong party, the theme wasn't 'The Hills', wrong MTV show. Lolita completely missed the theme for me, come on, she isn't tan at all! And what was dream.on going for? Are those suppose to be her panties? And Olivia needed a shorter skirt and she would have nailed it.

Perez: Sorry ladies, if it looks like you'd get a table at the Olive Garden, it looks too good.

Dan: All boring. Better luck next time!

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