No more torture...

So, yeah, not much of anything happening gossip-wise on Stardoll. As always. Of course there's your usual "I'm leaving Stardoll" goodbyes and your occasional publicly stunts created by Jack & Recce and their little minions, but they've bored me so that I could care less anymore.

I've finally realized that Stardoll will NEVER go back to it's old exciting times where gossip and parties made gossip blogs like PSG roar. Sad really. I was hoping I could bring a change to that, but never the less a major FAIL on my part. I'm tired of torturing you all with stories I don't even find entertaining to read myself, let alone write them. So what do you do when you suck at achieving something? You move on to what you know best. Which fortunately for me it's creating imaginative stories. I'm not saying I will no longer write for PSG, but instead of waiting around for a decent 'gossip' story to write about, I may try doing something different on PSG and do what I know best. Creating stories of my own. Not exactly what I do on Elite News, but something around that area. It's shouldn't hurt to try right? Unless, you rather read the same annoying stories I usually post here. Yeah...I don't think so.

Btw, what's up with all this MSW non-sense!?! I'm sorry if I sound like a grouch, but I'm so sick of people begging for votes like little starving puppies! Seriously, if people like you and think you deserve a vote, their vote for you. I personally think the whole MSW thing is ridiculous. The whole thing is basically a popularly contest for Royalty and Superstar members, seeking out prizes they DON'T need while Non-superstar members don't even stand a chance. Only my opinion dollies, don't go throwing your pixelated heels in my face now.

SD "fashion" promo: Gone Too Far?

So I logged onto Stardoll after a long day, just to see what was new.
To my dismay, what do I see?
None other than the enemy of fashion. The bane of fashions existence. The fashion devil herself.
the conglomerate monster store whose name should not be spoken (During Fashion Week). KMART.


On MY Stardoll...



Photo'd: Kmart store up in flames. Even the mannequins were rejecting the clothing.
They refused to wear those hideous stripped pants.


"I'm calling corporate. This is an outrage!", I dramatically exclaimed...


But no, really?
KMart? I mean I'm all down for store promos Stardoll, but this has gone too far. First Kohls. Now THIS. Kmart is obviously paying SD to do this, but you'd think they'd turn down certain stores, for the sake of fashion if for nothing else.


By Yuko Shimizu. The creator of Hello Kitty.

Yeah. No. Too bad its NOT Hello Kitty, though.

Is this a Halloween Promo? I'm afraid.

Photo'd: The Spooky Hand of Halloween come to take back his bad fashion
and even worse color schemes. Also, a very grumpy gargoyle. He too, hates Kmart.

"I remember my mother shopping for my clothes
there when I was very young and I hated it.
Every Kmarty minute of it."
~Gia

"KMart is the best,
especially when it
comes to the latest fashion!"

~Nobody...EVER



If I wanted to wear KMart, I'd go out and buy it. We come to SD for thee hottest fashion.
I'd honestly rather shop in a thrift store than go to Kmart for clothing.They have some good finds! The gall!...

****

How dare Stardoll insult our fashiontelligence?

I do like that i-Carly show though.

The Stardoll gods are rolling in their graves.

Anyway though....

Hope everyone had a good "Back to school"..

xoxo,
CommesDesGarcon

Hacking--To Care Or Not To Care...

I recall a couple of months ago one of the biggest hacking instances in the history of Stardoll. I remember looking at the screenshots of everything that was stolen from Jenna (emorox4eva) and thinking "Wow, how could she be so stupid?!" I found it difficult to sympathize with the claims that a Trojan virus was to blame and that she hadn't given out her password (or trusted someone just a little too much), considering 9 times out of 10 that's what happens. The other 1 time out of 10 is probably someone that succeeded after putting forth the effort to guess your overly simplistic password. But to be completely honest, I kind of shied away from blogs at that point in time, and it was all for one reason. I didn't care.

Like I said in a former post, MizzMileyCyrus9 has always been able to keep my attention, but this isn’t about her. The situation wasn't of interest because an elite had been hacked, but instead it was because of HOW it had been done.

I got a less than interesting guestbook comment yesterday from another desperate girl that had been hacked and wanted me to tell the world. (Just for the record, don’t buy anything from Love_Halimake!) But seriously, the "Please help me! So-And-So hacked me!!!" story has been told a million times before and frankly it’s old. Someone offers you a makeover or "top up" of some sort and since they're superstar, you assume they're innocent, why is that?? Next thing you know you're money is gone along with half your closet and you're wondering why no one cares. It’s your fault.

Giving out your pass (aka your own stupidity), is what got you in that situation. That's been the case for years. But now, the idea of being able to attach a virus to someone’s computer and having free reign over anything you wanted, is like discovering a whole new world. So why has hacking gotten so bad these days? Because thieves worldwide started paying attention.

How many teenagers honestly know how to put together a decent virus? How many of us even know what it really is?!? And not just any virus, a virus with the ability to locate a specific computer, then after tracking EVERYTHING that person has typed, they can find that one moment in time when they put in their password for Stardoll in the midst of everything else from that day. People are afraid of that. They cower in fear at the idea of someone virtually standing over their shoulder and watching their every click without the user having even the slightest idea. I find it hard to believe, and sometimes I've wondered if Reece was just Jenna's excuse to less than gracefully step out of the spotlight. This post isn't to address MMC9 or his credibility. Rather it's to address my opinion on one of Stardoll's most talked about topics, hacking.

Believe it or not, regardless of how disgraceful it is, hacking someone is probably one of the easiest things to do on Stardoll. I know, I know it sucks! But for some people it must be easier than upgrading to superstar or else their desperation wouldn't lead them to try it. But the reality is, superstars are more likely to hack you than non superstars, you can bitch and moan about that statement all you want. A non ss could possibly steal your account but eventually your membership will expire and they'll grow bored with their inability to upgrade a stolen user. In those cases, you may be able to convince or bribe them to give it back. If a superstar hacks you, chances are, they'll steal half your shit and deny any claims of involvement. What's the probability that you'll get it back in comparison with the other probability that they'll just block your ass and that's the end of it? Even with the "old school method" of offering top ups or makeovers, little girls still get hacked. Its like blatantly asking for your password but you wouldn't believe how many people fall for it.

So after the fact, why do you expect me to "help" you?? Why do you expect me to go out of my way to assist someone that was ignorant and gullible enough to put themselves in that situation? I've only been hacked once. It was long ago, they took 1200sd and I was upset but I accepted the fact that I was to blame for thinking some non ss noob was my friend on her "backup account" and she'd give me a makeover. I always promised myself that if I was ever hacked again I'd never come back to Stardoll.

Hacking is a touchy subject, it always will be. Most of us have been there and done that so we have our various opinions. But in this girl’s opinion, if you were dumb enough to give out any information that led to that hacking, you in turn deserved it.

Your rares and the ridiculous amount of money you've invested into your account doesn’t control you, some people seem to forget that Stardoll is simply a game and few will win while others lose. It's sad to see little girls so broken up over the mistakes they've made for themselves. But hey, that's life.

-ebonymeme

The Stardoll You Don't See On The Banners

So after ebonymeme's great post about how far some people take this website, it got me thinking. I bet you could probably smell my hair burning from your respective countries. Anyway, once I started to think of all the ways that people 'push the boundaries', it's like the floodgates opened up. Parties, sleazy accounts, blogs, outfits. What's even more shocking, is that in most cases, it's being enabled by Stardoll. So here's my indepth review of Stardoll and it's members - is it all too over-sexualised?

I don't know about you, but I used to think Stardoll parties were a great untapped resource. The ability to plan and automatically send out invites, see everyone's outfits and have instant chat would be so helpful for the little soirees us folk are so fond of. The only problem is, they are, as ebonymeme touched on in her post, full of pre-teens looking for 'Hard Core S£x'. I'm pretty scientific in my studies, and when I visited the 'Public Parties' page, 10 out of 15 parties were something to do with sex or finding a 'gf/bf'. That's a 2/3.

We're told that Stardoll takes the safety and security of it's members seriously, but how can they fail to notice this? Remember, this is the same organisation that considered the Stardoll LGBT club 'against the rules' and shut it down. Young people showing pride in themselves? Disgusting. 14 year old girls joining ''l£zza $h@g party!'? Roll up, roll up! I know that in most of these cases, it's just some bored kids trying to be a little 'rebellious'. Remember the days you would giggle uncontrollably at the mention of the word 'willy'? Same thing, or at least I hope.

In the interests of journalism, I decided to go all Ross Kemp on this shit and actually enter one of the parties. Not say anything, not respond, just see what people are doing. It lasted all of two minutes. I joined the party as someone was asking about ages. The 'ringleader' - pictured above - was asked how old she is, to which she replied 24. Blatant lie, I know, but someone else told me she was 14. At this point, I peeled the virtual duct tape off my mouth and the conversation went a little like this:

Me - So you're attempting to sex up 14 year olds? That's a little illegal.

Ringleader - wha? how is it?

Me - Grooming, for a start. Being a pervert for another.

Ringleader - omg, whateva. just havin fun.

*You were asked to leave this party.*

And it was the same story everywhere. Everytime I pointed out how wrong it was, I got my ass kicked out the door. One particularly articulate guy approached a girl who said she was 13 and asked her to 'suk me

' as well as 'r u hard'. Oh my, girls, our knight in shining armour was here all this time. Form an orderly queue.

I mentioned earlier about Stardoll enabling all the sluttery - my main point about that is pretty well demonstrated by the picture above - selling chain-linked bras, panties and hooker heels (the Mortal Kiss ones, that I admit, my Doll is currently rocking). People have argued before that it just 'aint what kids are supposed to be wearing, and I agree to a point.

"moves hand over t!ts and liks"

If there was a Barbie that was released wearing nothing but a thong and lucite heels, there would be outrage - this is the Barbie Dreamhouse of the digital age, why should it be any different? On the other hand, how bored would we be with nothing but polo-necks and slacks for our Medolls?

So what's your opinion? Is it all over-sexualised? If it is, what do you think should be done to prevent it?

Maybe it's time we made a stand.

How Far Is Too Far??

So I wake up super early, phone vibrating with text messages from last night and Fairly Odd Parents blaring from my T.V. Typical morning I guess. It's apparent that I'm not going back to sleep anytime soon so why not write an article for SMH?! When scanning the comment section of Perez's last post, I stumbled upon one motherless child with a mighty long stick up their ass. The racist comment has since been deleted (as I figured it would) but not before I got the chance to screen print it!!

Ahhhh that awkward moment of the argument when some racist little Anon in need of an insult pulls the "N-bomb" out of nowhere. Can't say I didn't see that one looming on the horizon but the sting of such words is a little less painful coming from someone who's obviously ashamed of themselves enough to disguise their identity. The funniest part about it is when you see that in the 21st century people still have too much ignorance to realize that they still own computers in Africa. Moving to Timbuktu won't stop me from blogging hunni! At this point, a public bashing of an Anon would be meaningless but that comment did get me thinking. What is Stardoll coming to?? What kind of "children's site" is this if there's people like that running around it?!?

It seems like every day that I click that Internet Explorer icon I stumble across that one person, that one person with the intelligence level of a brick wall. What is it about Stardoll that brings out the inner demons in people?? What fuels that jealousy that leads a person to use such words?? I'm all for a decent argument any day, most of you know that by now, but the significance of an online debate goes downhill when you make yourself look like a racist jackass, regardless of whether you hide behind the veil of anonymity or not. I could go on and on about real people (not Anons) that have even jokingly used such words on Stardoll.

Stardoll is the biggest lie of all time. For almost 5 years now they've been fooling parents and kids around the world into thinking this is just another children's site. Wake up hunni, it's not. There have been so many times when I've had hour long conversations on chat with someone, yet had no clue who they really were. There have been several times when I'll be more than willing to join a public party. It's not until that extreme noob in the corner starts hitting on you that you realize you've accidentally joined a "$ex Party!!" without reading the name. There have been times when boredom will lead me to accept that Suite Play request only to have some little girl start taking my medoll's clothes off and saying she wants to "see me naked". There have been countless times when I've received guestbook messages from "guys" that my parents would have been infuriated to see (if they had read them). The disturbing part is when you realize that there's really a girl behind that male account! A pretty face, some makeup, accessories and a starpoint hairstyle doesn't change people. Their true colors show when you give them the option to hide behind a username.

I could go on long rants about Internet safety but that would be virtually ineffective these days. Regardless of how many times you warn someone of one stupid thing, if they're lacking common sense, they're obviously gonna do five more stupid things to replace it before they learn their lesson. Where's the line and when have you crossed it?? It's just sad to know there's little girls and boys around the world in real life that put on the persona of an innocent little angel, but online they're sex-crazed, racist wierdos slinging around N-bombs out of jealousy like it's just another word. Yes, it annoys me. At times some people may shrug it off, life goes on. But does that make it okay??

Point being, Stardoll is full of crap and thats obvious. But this is the 21st century, so the least I can expect of you is a more intelligent insult, even coming from an Anon. Anonymity itself is unnecessary in my opinion since it's somewhat of an open invitation for people to act and talk like ignorant fools, but that's another topic for another day. I don't care who or what you're talking about, the N-word is pathetic and disgusting. I don't care how mad you are. Grow up and stop saying shit like that!

-ebonymeme

It's like, dude, what the actual fuck.

Now, I don't know about you, but have just about HAD it with mizzmileycyrus9. That skank has made me unleash sides of myself I never knew existed, what with her hacking, scamming, AWFUL attitude, rudeness, invalid comments, pathetic speeches, pointless projects, etc. She need to give up. Honestly, I have never encountered such a disgusting person in my whole entire life. Most of you will probably be thinking, "Why are you writing about her again, you're giving her more fame", oh please, she's gotten what she wants and she got it GOOOOOOOD. She does not deserve one single tiny crumb of the attention she is receiving.

What are we doing? We can't stay away! Is this the new road to stardom? HACKING?! What kind of inspiration is this to children on Stardoll? It gets me so mad how she acts like she's a fucking princess who deserves what she has (fame, clothes, money, friends). She can take her stinking attitude, her precious rare's and all her other crap and shove them up her god damn lazy ass.

Anyway, the newest whore scheme she has started involves an account called "WeHateDestiny". It is scarily obvious that it's her. Let's take a look at the evidence, shall we?

EXHIBIT A (OMG, it's like CSI. FOCUS!)

*Click image to enlarge*

If you take a look at the first comment, my friend (Debbie) points out A LOT of valid points. And is it me, or does that Presentation look a little familiar?...


EXHIBIT B

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As stated in MY Guestbook comment, WeHateDestiny's Presentation is a rip off of AislinVictory's. And we all know that mizzmileypsycho is a sucker for copying.

Destiny/Chad/Reece/Billy Ray has really sunk to an all time low, how sad...She should learn to grow up and take care of her baby. Saying that, I'll bet she doesn't even have a baby, she's probably locked up in a room somewhere in a padded room wearing a straight jacket prodding at the keyboard using the pencil in her mouth.

EXHIBIT C

*Click image to enlarge or click HERE to visit the blog*

Again, we all know that MM9 is a sucker for making shitty blogs with shitty posts. Correct me if I'm wrong, but this looks an awful lot like her unbelievably crappy writing, does it not? It could not be more obvious.


This has been a long post, including many pictures, but it sure as hell got the point across. If you want to become well known on Stardoll, be pathetic, have an awful sense of style, bad grammar and attitude, be a shit writer, make several pointless blogs and hack the hell out of every mutherfucker you see.


My conclusion; Destiny is a cunt.  NASTY PERSON.

xoxo
Detective Duck

Rant of the week

Can you see them? See right through them. I have power on this site called stardoll, even I can admit it, I mean, come on people, I’m not boasting or anything, no I am not, I’m just telling what I think is the truth. I could make an outfit from fucking acorns and people would love it. I love that, I love my pretty  power. I hate that. I hate this stardoll heaven site. To be honest the only reason I took this job was because I wanted to be known on stardoll, and elite, doesn’t everyone? Sure they do, and I guess in some ways I didn’t know what I was getting myself in for, it’s hard having to think of things to post, totally. I took this job to be popular because I don’t have friends in real life, and I don’t have a life, I’m a bored 15 year old girl who wears wacky clothing and, I’m mental hospital material. These last few months I’ve been in a mental hospital and I’ve only been coming on, on weekends which is when I get to come home, to my haven, to my stardoll. I will probably be in there until May. I’m NOT fine with what I’ve posted on here. I think that people are afraid to be written about on here, it might ruin their chances about being chosen for the new elite generation, they don’t want bad press but who cares? Press is press, right? Whatever. I hate what I have become. I crave fame and I’m scared that if I don’t come online often enough then people will forget about me. I will always want to be relevant, you know? I will always want more than I can get, I will always want more. I can’t help this. I’m human, and I hate to admit it. Most people on this site and in the world are wannabes that will get nowhere in life, some people are a disgrace to the human race, heck, I know people in real life who just get right on my nerves and I feel like going crazy at them and I feel like picking on people because everyone’s the same, AND SO ARE YOU! There will always be people I admire though, on this site, that’s the reason I’m not leaving. I’m not leaving this blog I’m going to start writing again every weekend, hopefully people read what I have to say. Maybe I should have rant sessions every weekend and I can tell you about all the people that I’ve met on this journey called life. I think we should have a debate group on stardoll or something. But for now, I’m going to go and ride my bike and smoke French cigarettes and watch myself slowly rot, I’ve made my bed I’ll die in it, thank you. I was gonna reveal some secrets tonight, but that’s not fair on the people who told me, and who they are about, really, is it? No. Most of you here on stardoll are so normal. I like to think I’m smart and different, but I lose myself a lot. I guess what I’m trying to say is a big FUCK YOU to everyone who has ever hurt myself or my friends. I have nothing else to say really, but, I’ll start posting normally soon enough, just for now… enjoy this rant.

Oh, and one last thing. Kasia, I love you, and one day we will rule the fucking world. Thank you all, and to all a good night!