Oh shit...

Nicole did NOT make a post about Kiyah called: 'Kiyah pulls a kasia...' I DID. I'm very sorry if it caused offence to Kasia although i did make it very clear that i nooo way intended to offend her. I WANNA MAKE THAT CRYSTAL CLEAR.

-Kez

LE or not LE?

Wondering why there is the new 'bought LE' tab? Fear not my penniless chums there isn't a new collection out now. Instead it's referring to the offer to all buyers of the 5th LE collection - for 175sd you too could own one of these fabulous white dresses modelled in the pic by Nikitin.

The return of Mosky

What do you make of that? Now all we need is Style Magazine and Teen Style and we're one set closer to bringing back the old days. Ahh..nostalgia.

Kiyah Pulls a Kasia

Nicole gives Kiyah (zanegirl90210) her comeuppance after coming under attack for posting a ‘who wore it better’ tribute post to the late great Alexander (Lee) McQueen.

Kiyah called it ‘distasteful’ and in my honest opinion I find her brash reasoning the only distasteful thing to come out of the situation itself.

What. The. Furk was Kiyah on!! In circumstances somewhat resembling Kasia-gate, Kiyah basically made herself look like a right attention seeking twat.

Get real.

Disclaimer: No offence to Kasia intended.

Ellie pulls a Britney...

...spears that is. Yes when you thought this blog'd had enough of Ellie I go and ruin it by posting this. Taking nude to a whole new level.

So girls...will you be putting your bangers on display?

MKA for sale...

Stardollfashionforward is reporting that Josie-io (remember her of MKA rares controversy) is selling all her MKA rares etc for real money on Ebay so die hard MKA fans and real collectors should head over to ebay for these bargains...examples include a Hilary dress at buy it now price of £55.00 - thats $89.42 in american dollars based on todays exchange rate.

Okay I kid I kid, the rest of the clothes aren't as steep in price but truthfully would u spend 55 quid on a VIRTUAL dress. Wait, DON'T answer that question.

Big Lips are 'in'...

Sexy Big Lips featured on the spoiler for Jadore Magazine.

Sexy Big Lips featured on two pillars of society.

Stardoll: When are we going to have Big Sexy Lips of our own because i'm sick of the same old sneering pout that graces almost ALL our faces.

Mysecketlover

Majorly girlcrushing on this chick and her rad outfit/makeup.

And we complained about Eternity...

But you can't blame them - the blog is called Haus of Sin.

Starszn sporting a nice Tom Cruise...

And by tom cruise of course i mean bruise (cockney rhyming slang for those who are scratching their heads at my rather dry witticism.

Soo starszn was spotted the last coupla days with a noticeable shiner of epic proportions haha...in her words: 'the bruised and battered look went great with my outfit!'...and ahh what an outfit it is!! I absolumondo LURRRVE what she did with that scraggly top (pardon my lack of fashion knowledge yes im sure it's a well known designer but i'm a hippy what do i know about fashion?) and that fluid skirt (i don't know why stardoll insists on spelling it 'fluide' though thats not the first stardoll typo i've seen) is soo amazingly versatile - it looks simply gorge as an ensemble peice.

And then theres that statement hat or bag - or rather the hideous hybrid that was so hideous is exquisite because really ladies...whats better than having a bag that doubles as a hat? No i'm only kidding i LOVE it...

WERKKK IT CHICKAAA CHICCKKA YEAAAHH!! So guys and gals and those inbetween...next week are we all gna be rockin the bruisers trend? Can i get a yaaaay? Can i get a naaaay? Lol over and OUT ---> Kezzzz

My two pence...

With all the kerfuffle and controversy surrounding Eternity's choice to display nudity as an art form, I just wanna put something out there...i guess it's my two cents but whatevs...

Another magazine decided to debut it's january issue with covergirl and all round bell de jour Melanie (aka Bluegreen86), the magazine is called D and I only really just found out about it (check it - it's amazing!).

Eternity upped the controversy factor with it's pics of Mel in her nuddie pants and yes...it got us all worked up, whether on artistic integrity or her age or some other shit that i never even knew existed but anyway i digress...but D magazine kept it pure and simple and i'll tell you something - they won me over with that issue because when Muse magazine (the real Muse magazine) depicted Lindsay Lohan dry humpin a dude in all her perma tanned glory nobody really wanted to see that did they? Everyone kind of went...yeuch! Come on biznatch put some clothes on u'll catch ur death and i kinda feel the same with Mel cos she's such a sweet chick and i'll be frank, i don't wanna be havin to check the size of her virtual bangers under that see-through muslin sheet yeah...

So i kinda feel obliged to stick with kasia on this one, D made a pretty gd magazine without plastering some chick's virtual ass to the whole world in the name of art - god, just because u can make a cartoon of a chick with her tits hanging on it don't make u picasso, it don't make u cultured or sophisticated or remotely interesting at all so pls ppls! Stop with the nuddies!

DUN KNOWW CHICKS,

KEZ XXX

Guess whose back...?

Guess whose back / Back again / Kezzy's back / Tell a friend...

Hah! Only jerkin ur g-string, heyy bonita chickas! It's me ur adorable papii minus the pimpin bit, yeeysh i am back from my hiatus but only as a guestblogger (testing the waters for now heh), so now not only do you have our resident chick with a dick SpringBOY making a very welcome comeback you will also have to endure me!

Muahahaha...only kiddin chickas we're not cruel here at Perezhiltonofstardoll.blogspot.com and nor do we or our affliates reccomend, instigate or seek to promote cruelty by any means (it's a joke you can laugh...*crickets and tumbleweed*..okay i guess im rusty?)

So i guess this is kind of me...saying hi...now goodbye and i'll be back in a nizzle posting some shizzle and all that jazz soon so check ya'll laters.

xxx