Showing posts with label devie44. Show all posts
Showing posts with label devie44. Show all posts

Thursday, February 17, 2011

My poem for Lolita...

My last poem went down well with most of you...surprisingly!
You really like my masterful shit?
Asides from Patrick getting all worked up about me calling him a "tranny", Lolita seemed to be getting jealous of not being my favorite little famewhore.

Do not cry me dear, I conjured you up my ponderings into a short and a sweet little three verse poem. Last time's was way too long and it got understandably tedious.
Meow, can I smell a catfight? Whilst Lolita and Patrick scratch out eachother's eyeballs in order to be my favorite fame parasite, the spectators can relax and enjoy this:


There once was a lazy cow named Lolly,
who always rather seemed quite unjolly,
she just sat on her ass,
munching on the green grass,
no wonder she was in melancholy.
~
The little cow Lolly began to moo,
accidentally farting...emerging a poo,
when the cows came home,
they heard a loud drone,
Lolly's stinky farts blew to to Peru.
~
As I savor on this piece of beef steak,
I remember how Lolly was a fake,
ditching her projects and her friends,
finally lead to her end,
and for afters...Lolly's devil food cake!


Who would you like me to write about next?
Tell me in the comments.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Patrick New Owner of TSS!!!

Devie44 is the new owner of The Stardoll Shiner, which has over 2,000 followers. Patrick reportedly paid for ownership of the blog for the price of 3 RC MK items (pants, stockings, and t-shirt). He also paid 300 stardollars for the blog's banner above! I like it, but I think it's safe to say the Alexander McQueen armadillos are old now.

Congrats Patrick!
Hope you turn the blog into something different and exciting!

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Here are your 15 minutes, fame whores

Some people on Stardoll get attention naturally and some are attention seeking whores, fakeshake3 has calmed down a lot now and I have a new found respect for her, Style_Magazine has embraced being in her 30's and has begun to grow up gracefully, applead has even stopped his fame whoring and become kind of a nice guy (the horror) now.

Recently I have started to feel bad for the current fame whores, they go out of their way to get a mention and I feel they deserve their 15 minutes in the 'spotlight' so in honour of their antics and desperate attempts at stardoll famez I am going to stock pile our favorite attention starved hoochies for our evil lols.

This is the FIRST of two posts, I want our readers to leave comments on who they feel should be featured on the second list but for now here are MY picks. Enjoy!

Teale/Debbie/Servati


For the sake of clarity I'll call her Serviette, this girl is many things; a liar, a cheat and a horrible friend and beyond that she's a hypocrite and all round failed attention whore who knows no bounds - stealing from people? no problem. Blackmailing her 'friends' for SS membership and their rare items? Done and done. Faking somebodies death for her own depraved sense of humor? Done it. I can not count on my fingers and toes how often she has threatened to leave Stardoll, once even getting her Mom to try and sue them for closing her account after she abused the loophole and threatened people repeatedly. Her band of loyal followers are just as pathetically irritating with their actual belief miss Debbie is some sort of Godly figure.

Fame Whore Rating: 9.5

BeverlyHillsHei


Ashley as she likes to be called is actually kind of nice, she inoffensive and generally like able but I doubt many will rebuff me calling her a fame whore, her claims to be a rich and powerful heiress are laughable at best and her constant online relations border on slutty, a term I regard as mostly useless online.

Once known for attending the opening of an envelope you could count on Ashley to attend all elite events, usually with a new man* in tow. Many have claimed she herself creates her boyfriend accounts and frankly it would not surprise me at all because we all know she is not a rich socialite.

Fame Whore Rating: 6.0

Devie44/Patty


Big time liar and fame seeker, Patty use to pretend to be a girl called Kristen but after his failed attempts at becoming well known he pulled a springate and tried to surprise us all by admitting his true gender but everyone already knew, it had been a non secret for a long time after dear Patty went on tinychat with the name 'devie44' and looking back from his cam was a male! he tried denying it for months on msn and used some poor girls pictures as proofs with horrible photoshoping for the luls and when he finally decided to out himself and he tried in vain to get blogs to feature his story and let the stardoll community know who he really was, which nobody did because non of us cared.

Fame Whore Rating: 7.5

carlysle98


Basically she is a bat shit crazy club goer usually found making fake hater accounts on FashionClub to make people feel sorry for her, she is obsessed with her weight and constantly brags about being underweight and ever popular cheerleader and she threatened to actually kill herself when I told people a video on youtube was of her as a prank (watch it HERE). Her attention seeking knows no bounds, she pretends to leave and then comes back in less then 30 minutes claiming withdrawal syntoms and saying she was convinced to come back by her non existent friends. Her lowest point was saying all gay people should get aids.

Fame Whore Rating: 8.0

Thanks to TickleMeEmo_x3, coolstuff12345, HotFusion and Yeah-Baybeehh for their valued input!

So, who do YOU think should be on our next list? make your voice heard my pretties!

Friday, July 23, 2010

Stardoll Projects:

Hey Everyone, as you can see I keep being the ONLY writer who keeps posting, so today I will let you know about a few Stardoll projects.
1: The Stardoll Shiner is a whole new blog and it has quite amazing comps where you can win from 25 Stardollars to 100 Stardollars. http://www.thestardollshiner.blogspot.com/

Also http://www.thestardollshiner.blogspot.com/ is looking for new writers.

2. Tropic Inc. is a new INC brought by mosky-magazine. http://www.tropicinc.blogspot.com/

3.The Fashion Diary of an elite is also a new project brought by Colton & Patrick and it is going good. http://www.elitefashiondiaries.blogspot.com/

4. N3RD is a new project brought by nojarama and it is going to release soon, also Nojmul is looking for team so contact him for more info.

5. There is a comeback of the runway magazine soon, check it at http://www.runwaygazette.blogspot.com/