Sunday, February 6, 2011

Roxanne McKee Pictures

Roxanne McKee Pictures




Rose Byrne Pictures

Rose Byrne Pictures




Stardoll's Elites: Tylerisbold

Tylerisbomb, Tylerisbold and Tylerisafamewhore.


He is practically the male equivalent of Miss_LolitaF- but is not talentless unlike her. Tyler is infamous for his addiction to virtual fame and will get crazy when he do not get doses of that shit. Come on, Stardoll is just for fun right? Tyler's craving for fame is akin to a criminal who is constantly going cold turkey for cocaine. It seems that some people take this site far too seriously.

He is most notable for your parasitic ways. We all remember that he fed off of Hunnigall's superior graphics and treated her like an indian child working in a sweatshop. She got nothing in return. Poor little Alice- Shame on you.


The self-proclaimed elite has recently closed down "Tyler's Top Trends" and it seems that this this has been for about the 100th time. If we had an a celebration for everytime the blog opened or closed we would be drunk all the time with fireworks flying up our arses. Imagine the fun in that. Please tell us the date for the reopening!


What pisses me more off than that is his long tirade of endless rants.

And my favourite things that Tyler has said:

I am not an elite. I am an elite.
Talk about contradiction Tyler, you do not give yourself a title unless you happen to be born in the Royal Family, then you can call yourself whatever you desire.


This is not the Last of me. But the last of you.
What do you exactly mean by that? Will Tyler's Top trends open again? Or will you kill us all so that you are the only "Elite" left standing in Dollywood?


We're matured.
You obviously have not.


Tyler goes on to compare Stardoll to real-life, mentioning comparisions about media and psychotic killers.
Your rant screams to us:
I want fucking fame, give me it. Fuck sake, did you hear me guys? HEAR ME!


Tyler, if it is the old vintage days you want back you are failing. Do you really want endless virtual break-ups and dramas?
Well we all have strange fantasies....
Use your initiative to conjure up something then, we can see that you are too busy planning those speeches of yours.


At first we have admired you for you talents, I loved the fact that you were a fashion maniac. We loved talking to you and reading about you. I will admit it, I was a fan of your writing, you seemed to be up-to-date with all the latest trends. But who knew that "Famewhore" was in this season? Get ready, models will be parading "Famewhore" down the catwalks very soon!


*Note to self, must get a "Famewhore" handbag.*
I do not know you very well, but what you call the "Media" has written a lot about you and these things are not to be praised about.
Now it is all tedious and very predictable. If there is anyone that is failing, it is you unfortunately. Yes, you have "Hit rock-bottom".


And for TTT, if you fail the first time...then sky-diving is NOT for you.
That is the end of my little rant. There shall be no more "rants", you will see next time.

A word of warning.

Firstly from my last post which was an introduction, I recieved some inquiries as to who I really am. I can whole-heartedly tell you that I am not ElitesExposed, Miss_LolitaF or Noelle_page.
I have given you enough clues, and from now on no more of them shall be told, but believe whatever you wish. It does not bother me a single bit.


I want to saya word of warning, I have been asked to give my opinions on Stardoll's "Elites". My posts will be melodramatic- well if it was boring would you still read them? And at times too, a little bitchy...nothing will be coated in sugar.


If you do not like what I write then I advise you simply not to read my posts- just avoid them. I know that you will be intrigued by them...you will be coming to read them, then you will post your comments bashing me.
You can suck my balls as I do not give a shit.


Oh yes I am infact a female, but I can still pretend that I have testicles if I wish to. Right. No more clues.


I am in the middle of writing my first post on Tyler.
Get ready.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Rosamund Pike Pictures

Rosamund Pike Pictures




Miss_LolitaF's early Return ?


 Miss_LolitaF has finally made a return to Dollywood.
We have all been thinking that she has just taken a break from Stardoll, but it is something 
a lot more serious than that.
On her Formspring it said that she will be returning on the last week of February, but she said to me that
Formspring was just a cover up of what was really happening to her in real life.

 (Click image to enlarge)



She told me that she has found out that she was apparently *Adopted*
I really cannot imagine what she must be going through right now.
It really does look to me that she is going through a tough ordeal.

What do yous think of all of this ?

PSG 3 Year Anniversary!

To celebrate the three year anniversary of the blog we're having a party! I miss throwing events, and since the new guestbook commenting policy really screws up having the party on Stardoll, we're having it on tinychat.com! The theme is Valentine's Day/PINK. We'll have a playlist of course, and a Best Dressed list which some former blog contributors will be helping judge. If you can't attend but want to be included in the list just save your outfit in your album and write in ThePoisonApple's guestbook what page it's on, and I'll make sure to check everyone out.

There will be a few surprise announcements, and throughout the week we'll have blog posts commemorating everyone's favorite PSG moments throughout the years. The link to the chatroom will be posted on Friday, can't wait to hang out with everyone! 

WHAT: iheartperez
WHEN: Friday, February 11th @ 7:00pm EST
WHY: To celebrate the 3 year anniversary of PSG!
DRESS CODE: Valentine's Day/PINK