Beverlyhillshei, who is also known as "Ashley Wilson" (if that is her real name), claims to be a rich and an immensely powerful heiress. Living in New York or something, or Beverly Hills, I do not care, Ashley apparently lives in huge mansion- with lots of money.
We should all be jealous with extreme envy...right?
Nope, we know that all her tellings are infact lies that have been conjured up to propel her into Dollywood.
I even googled her name; nope, no famous and rich heiress, not even on Wikipedia. Oh shame. Well, she must be so famous that she is practically unknown, spending all her important time on a measly little site to hide from the press.
I feel poem...
There was a girl named BeverlyHillsHei,
Bragging to us that her mansion was so fly,
possessing long flowing blonde hair,
humongous diamonds in each ear,
and mesmerising eyes as blue as the sky.
~
Ashley Wilson was her "real name",
Stating she had a fortune to claim,
Laying in her boudoir,
Eating fine caviar,
We all knew that these lies were so lame.
~
Ashley slowly slips on her holey socks,
Then gently crawls out of her cardboard box,
Sitting naked like a whore,
We all knew that you were poor,
She is the hobo that we love to mock.
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